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Monday, September 6, 2010

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One man had a child
....

1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
...
 
 
child said
 
ping pong ball
 
...
 
 
2'nd b'day-
 
Father- what gift you want?
 
Son - ping pong ball
 
...
 
 
3rd b'day
 
Father- what gift you want?
 
Son - ping pong ball
 
...
 
4th bday
 
Father- what gift you want?
 
Son - ping pong ball
 
...

5th bday
 
Father- what gift you want?
 
Son - ping pong ball
 
...
 
6thb'day
 
Father- what gift you want?
 
Son - ping pong ball
...
 
........................................................................

.................................
 
24th bday
 
Father- what gift you want?
 
Son - ping pong ball
 
...

he got married
 
at honeymoon
 
Wife-what do u want?
 
Husband-ping pong ball
 
...
 
...
 
...
 
....
 
25th bday
 
Wife - what gift you want?
 
Husband-ping pong ball
 
...

 
26th bday
 
Wife - what gift you want?
 
Husband-ping pong ball
 
...
 
 
27th bday
 
Wife - what gift you want?
 
Husband-ping pong ball

........................................................................

 
......................................................................
 
his kids become 15 yrs old
 
...
 
 
40th bday
 
kids- Father what gift you want?
 
Father - ping pong ball
 
...
 
41st b'day
 
kids- Father what gift you want?
 
Father - ping pong ball
 
...

42nd bday
 
kids- Father what gift you want?
 
Father - ping pong ball
 
........................................................................
.
 
.......
 
........................................................................
.
 
......
 
79th b'day
 
kids- Father what gift you want?
 
Father - ping pong ball
 

........................................................................
.
 
.......
 
.................................................................
 
time for his death
 
all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
 
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked
 
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?
 
 
....
 
He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...

...
 
Then those people gave him a ping pong ball
 
...
 

 
He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
 
....
 
 
During those last moments when he is about to die
 
everyone reached him and asked
 
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
 
he said.
 
...

 
I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because
 
...

...
...
 
...
And he died... before he could tell the Reason...
 
What a tragedy!  What a tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
*Now don't look at me … Y Should I suffer alone receiving this mail…*

Thursday, September 2, 2010

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Life is Same -- Then And Now

Life is Same!!!

10 years back - School bag.
Today                - Office bag.


10 years back - Lekhak Note book.
Today               - HP Note book.


10 years back - Hero Ranger.
Today               - Hero Honda
.

10 years back - Half pants.
Today               - Full pants
.

10 years back - Playing with plastic car running on battery & remote.
Today               - Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear.


10 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams.
Today               - Scared of Bosses and targets.


10 years back - Wanting to be class topper.
Today               - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.


10 years back - Quarterly exams.
Today               - Quarterly results.


10 years back - Annual School Magazine.
Today              - Company Annual Report.


10 years back - Annual exams.
Today              - Annual appraisals.


10 years back - Pocket money.
Today               - Salary.


10 years back - Waiting for Diwali crackers.
Today               - Waiting for Diwali bonus.


10 years back - Running after grades and prize cups.
Today               - Running after incentives and promotions.


10 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market.
Today               - Craving for the latest gadget in the market


10 years back - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show.
Today              - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.
 
 
10 years back - Crush on class mate.
Today              - Crush on colleague.


10 years back - Fruity.
Today              - Brandy.


So essentially nothing has changed Except the Age....!!

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